Overheard in Engineering Today
"Send me a sample!"
"THAT would've been nice to know."
"It's HUGE!"
"I think we're getting there."
"Um, why is there a skunk on that shelf?"
"That's only 2 weeks of production..."
"If I would've know that, I'd have sent her some black balloons."
"Yeah, I'm still here. Unfortunately for everyone else."
"I think he's at an offsite meeting. Yeah, right."
"Well now, that's based on fantasy!"
(note: context of these statements are unknown)