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Funniest or most clever entry in the comments section wins a Klipsch-prize:
Winner chosen at sole discretion of Amy.
Why yes Mr Klipsch. I have been listening to my Klipschorns really loud lately. Why do you ask?
(said very loudly, almost shouting)
"Yep Bill, your eyebrows definitely start twitching at 440 hertz."
You'd know that's the tinkle of a triangle if you listened on Klipschorns.
So, wait, you're telling me that AFTER we come up with better recording technology, this old stuff is going to be worth a TON of money?
Can you hear me now?
Paul I think we have finally made contact with Mars !!!
'One of the treadle's gone out of skew on the flywheel'
(apologies to The Spanish Inquisition)
yeah, I like 'can you hear me now?' very timely!
Does it say anything about 2005?
Yeah...can't quite make it out...I think Yaa-moe
'and if you push on the reel like this it make Jimi sound really psychedelic man!'
"Bill are you Sure you hooked everything up correctly?..........."
"I told you Dr. Bose's theories were Bull$hit!"
I can hear them now. Little voices, telling me over and over to buy really expensive wire.
"Stairway To Heaven, Again?"
Paul, we can't keep it at 9 much longer or it will blow! ...(he says in his best Scotty accent)
If we don't get this to work those headphones won't stop me from boxing your ears.
What do you mean, I don't need to hook up my Klipschorns to hear the tapes?????????????
Yes, I know you said to get a taller chair.
Do you have an extra set of headphones so I can join in the madness?
Check this out. If I speed it up, you'll sound just like Alvin from the Chipmunks.
OMG!!! that sounded so good I think I actually pee'd my pants!
That's only 1 W!?!?!?!?!?
Oh my god...
we are not alone.
Whoa! I think I can tune in the Wing's game, Paul!
Was that "Dit-Dot-Dit" or "Dot-Dit-Dot"?
"Paul, could you at least say something?? You've been staring at me for a half hour!"
Wait, wait, I forgot to take out the off-set machined capstan.
So, you like your "personal space," do you?
"Oops, sorry! I thought it was an 8mm projector!"
"I already told you: I did not steal your pocket knife!!"
Paul:
"What do you MEAN 'turn it down' ?!?"
I told you...horns love tubes!
"I don't know Paul... I don't think anyone is going to along with the idea that sound waves can affect your peripheral vision... I can see you standing right there."
This is going to get me into the Audio Hall of Fame.
you can play it backwards and it still sounds great!
Why am the only guy at work that has to wear headphones and suspenders???
Paul: "How's that?"
Headphone man: "Lower...lower....a little to the left....
Ahhh, yes, right there, right there!
Thanks, Mr. Klipsch!!"
"No, he's definitely saying, 'Turn me on, dead man.'"
Say Paul, did you happen to brush your teeth this morning?
Gosh darn it man, pull my tie out of that contraption!
Cubs Win! Cubs Win!
The wheels on the reels go round and round
Round and round, round and round
All through the songs.
Can we meet after the show?
Paul,
Something just doesnt sound right...
Yes I know Mr. Klipsch
One of the channels does sound upside down but I just can't figure it out.
You better figure it out and fast cause the guys from the magazine will be here in 10 minutes, and if they write a bad report im going to turn you upside down.
Klaatu would like to know, can we ship interstellar?
You MORON!!!!!!!!!! I said we need In-Ear headphones, not headphones in here.
"Make it two big macs, fries, and a coke"
No sir, I will not! I'm going to continue wearing these headphones until you give me a pair of 'horns in this room, I REFUSE to listen to anything less! And..a desk. I need a bigger desk.
Yes, for the last time. I discombobulated the wobbulator.
I'm not touching you ... I'm not touching you ... I'm not touching you ...
Are you gonna share that joint?
Quiet Paul! I am listening for EVP's.
..This !@#!@# thing isn't working..
PWK:"Is it plugged in"!??!!!!
("All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best." )
Pssst!!! "Your underware is showing"
I hear it now, just what are the flutists gigling about?
Mr. Klipsch, it's definitely one of those block-rockin' beats!
"The raaain in Spain stays maaainly in the plaaaaain ..."
"By Jove, I think she's got it !!"
All we need is a great 5 watt amp!
"It needs more Cow Bell"!!!!
You've got the headphones on backwards again!
"You're right Paul, Trey is a good singer."
Yyyyyyyyeeepppp! that was a brown note.
No, I think I heard "ground control to Major Tom"
"You've just been Klipsched"
It's what I say every time my dog hears the "other" dogs on the HT or in the music room or someone says "Did you hear that ______" and I know it actually came from the Klipsch speakers.
Another variation is:
"Have you ever been Klipsched? Well I have" (sort of a Jimi Hendrix parody)
No sir Mr Klipsch, I won't tell about Hoffa .
I see that it's portable, but how are you going to hook it to your belt.
"Sniff-Sniff"...Hmmm; I think I smell some B.S.!
Pssst...those headphones aren't hooked up to anything.
Bill,I know you got my stapler now give it back before i put your tie in the reel to reel.
