PWK: Caption Contest IV, or "Take this down!"

No one here seems to have a clue as to the events surrounding this picture, so all I have to say is her outfit looks supremely uncomfortable.  And that she appears to be using a dip pen.

Which brings me to my next caption contest, with a twist:  What is the woman in the picture writing down?

Most clever entry wins a Klipsch prize!

Attachment: Dictation.jpg (336632 bytes) 

Attachment: Dictation.jpg
Published 13 January 2009 02:00 PM by Amy Unger
Filed under: , ,

Comments

# fini said on 13 January, 2009 02:43 PM

Barely breaking a sweat, and (at Mr. Paul's insistence) only using a dip pen with Parker Quink (Jet Black), Beth had no trouble transcribing the entire Mahler Symphony number 2.

# blsamuel said on 13 January, 2009 02:44 PM

No Paul.  I think this is how the flare rate is calculated for the Klipschorn bass bin.

# jacksonbart said on 13 January, 2009 03:09 PM

Ok honey take this down.

"Dear Stereophile Magazine

Your opinions are pure bullshit."

# Bill H. said on 13 January, 2009 03:17 PM

No my Dear, that's Klipsch with an i not an E..............

# HDBRbuilder said on 13 January, 2009 03:33 PM

"Note to stage hands:  Before next concert, move Klipschorns into the CORNERS"

# Trey Cannon said on 13 January, 2009 03:43 PM

1000 times

I will not use Bose.

I will not use Bose.

I will not use Bose.

Not that I could win...

# BuyOtherSoundEquipment said on 13 January, 2009 03:52 PM

Be sure to drink.... your...... Ovaltine.

Ovaltine?

# Wrench722 said on 13 January, 2009 04:56 PM

How many more Klipschorns do we need to sell to meet last years numbers?

# seti said on 13 January, 2009 04:59 PM

The other horn!?

# bluesboy said on 13 January, 2009 07:38 PM

Girl write this down. The glasses are fine but if you don't lose that dress you'll never get Amy's job.

# oldenough said on 13 January, 2009 09:31 PM

No thats not the culprit....could you draw him with longer hair and eyes closer together.

# dtel said on 13 January, 2009 10:41 PM

I think you have it all , in the corners, the 5 watt amp saying and high effency= less destortion, your doing very well Ms Belle this may work out well working together !

# Hifi jim said on 13 January, 2009 10:57 PM

Coffee, light and sweet but with 1 Splenda and 1 Sweet&Low.  Half and half only!  3 eggs over medium, bacon... not too crisp!  On whole wheat or whole grain only, no white or rye bread.  If they don't have it then nothing, not even the coffee.  Are you writing this down?

# merkin said on 13 January, 2009 11:44 PM

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

Make the speaker stand in the corner not me.

# Downriver said on 14 January, 2009 09:24 AM

"Mrs Moneypenny sign that Bond. James Bond!."

# InnerTuber said on 14 January, 2009 11:34 AM

Are there any "r"s

# bodcaw boy said on 14 January, 2009 03:50 PM

make that to "my good friend, paul klipsch".  thank you so much!!

# John Warren said on 15 January, 2009 03:28 PM

"and if you fold the horn onto itself in this manner Mr. Klipsch, it will fit quite nicely into the corner of a typical living room"

# blsamuel said on 15 January, 2009 04:04 PM

(blushing) Mr Klipsch!  I don't even know how to spell bifurcated!

# blsamuel said on 15 January, 2009 04:07 PM

I know it sounds crazy Paul, but if we use this throat size and change the flare rate for the portable speaker for Mr Rockefeller's campaign, it will get down to about 50 hertz even though it's a 125 hertz horn.

# picky said on 15 January, 2009 09:49 PM

"I PROMISE TO NEVER LISTEN TO BOSE AGAIN."

"I PROMISE TO NEVER LISTEN TO BOSE AGAIN."

"I PROMISE TO NEVER LISTEN TO BOSE AGAIN."

"I PROMISE TO NEVER LISTEN TO BOSE AGAIN."

"I.......

# laager said on 15 January, 2009 10:01 PM

10 across is definitely 't-r-e-a-t'.

# arfandbark said on 16 January, 2009 03:35 AM

According to my map, Arkansas is right here.

You are in Indiana.......

# JJKIZAK said on 16 January, 2009 09:17 AM

"Memo to Bell Labs, try using a powered center channel to fill the hole" PWK.

JJK

# el jopez said on 16 January, 2009 10:04 PM

Woman: Now this is "Bullsh*t" in Old English script.

or

Woman: Let me show you how to design a speaker.

# Losing Weight…Yeah Right! » Blog Archive » Pwk: Caption Contest Iv, Or “Take This Down!” - Amy’s Blog said on 17 January, 2009 08:39 AM

Pingback from  Losing Weight…Yeah Right!  » Blog Archive   » Pwk: Caption Contest Iv, Or “Take This Down!” - Amy’s Blog

# Mighty Favog said on 18 January, 2009 01:12 AM

No Dear, the left handed wood screws don't apply here. Wait, I'll show ya...

# veloceleste said on 18 January, 2009 01:19 PM

"I said compression horn, not repression horn!"

# veloceleste said on 18 January, 2009 01:24 PM

"I said compression horn, not repression horn!"

# soundbound said on 19 January, 2009 02:26 AM

Note to Klipsch marketing dept,

Promptly send soundbound a nice Klipsch item for getting us these theater seats on such short notice.

Sincerely,

Mr. Paul W Klipsch

# jt1stcav said on 19 January, 2009 03:52 PM

"That's it, Miss Schnider, I think you've got it. My wife wants a paisley pattern just like your rendition on the Belle Klipsch grille cloth so it'll better match the living room sofa."

# IndyKlipschFan said on 31 January, 2009 11:53 PM

It is a backwards "P",  with a"W" in the middle,  and a "K" on the other side....  You will thank me someday Mister Klipsch,  because I created a built in logo!

Do you like it?

Leave a Comment

(required) 
(required) 
(optional)
(required)