Amy's Blog

Look. My 15.4 heritage system doesn't take up that much room.

My blog? My blog has less hits than yours???

Bring it On!  I can take it...  :P

I will start: "Hey Look... The new dress code was announced... Sweet"

Do these glasses look cool, I hope so I can'

t see anything !

Or my first thought, you know the song

I'm to sexy for my jeans.....

When you get your engineering degree from the back of a jar of Vegamite, your bound to be a little insecure and cover it up by wearing  safety glasses, packing heat, and spraying bullets around at random.

Sure my dad and my brother got their own tv program building tricked out bikes, but, hey I get to work with earbuds.

Prof. Thump gives a demonstration of the effects of Right Guard versus Degree on arm-pit music.  

The null hypothesis, thankfully, is not part of the experiment.

WMcD

Man, what did I eat at lunch?  The residual taste isn't as good as my actual lunch.  Toothbrush please!!

Decades of heavy engineering work and do I get to have contests on my blog to give away cool stuff?  Nooooooooooooo!

Augggggghhhhhhhh.  Remind me to stay out of engineering on beenie weenie day!

Don't even think of saying (rhymes with hose) in my laboratory!

I really shouldn't have had that 3rd chili dog with extra onions!

Man am I ever Mad............they denied Another one of my Patients Again !..................

What's that smell?

Oh Amy, you just think you're special because everybody likes your blog!

You want Me to recommend a sub to go with Bose Cubes....

"Did I say you could comment on my 80's ripped jeans or blown out hair-do?  

They weren't ripped when I got to work...

My hair was neatly combed...

This is what happens when someone sneaks up behind you with 4 KPT-684 cinema subs"

Do you really think these jeans make me look fat?  I’ve been wearing these since high school and those are pleats, not creases caused by stretching.  Why don't you go pick on Bob with the green pants and blue shirt and let me get back to work.

Looks like Edna Mole from "The Incredibles" dahling!

your speakers smell like what i need to do...

"Go ahead..scoff at my ideas now..But mark my words..Klipsch will be making and selling headphones and earbuds and I'll be a big part of it.."

Amy is special and not because of her blog.

"Ooooh ooooh that smell...."

"A blue shirt and green Dockers???  Man, that poor slob back there has no sense of style."

(a deep, gutteral, painful wrenching moan from deep within P Thumps twitching body, a sweat breaking across his brow, tiny, almost imperceptible tears of anguish forming ... he can barely choke out the words...)  I... I... can't believe you, you, st.. stu.. stuck THOSE, THOSE (rhymes with hose - censored, children may read this) in your ears!

Uh.  Could somebody please get me a trash can.

As a rather hairy legged and manly looking Marie Osmond impersonator gleefully skips away "singing" "Paper Roses" with a bit of Eastern Tennessee twangyness.   The esteemed Engineer Jim discreetly slipping "Marie" the bird, receiving a wink from "Marie" skipping by towards the exit...

Bose?  I spit on your bose, bring me Klipsch, now!

"Distortion? We don't need no stinkin' Distortion!"

Here's my impression of "Beaker" from the Muppets.

or

Someone put hot glue in my tea!!

Did you say "man boobs?"..........That really hurts!

Edna Mode, not Mole,sorry!

Winner "might be sent something Klipschy"!?!

Maybe too much power for some so young?

So who won?  Or more importantly, how many times did you spit your coffee / tea / soda /water all over your laptop?  At least 2 or 3 I hope or we're slacking off or you're losing your sense of humor.

Remember though that payback is hell.  P Thump just might have to start his own contest.   ;)

My extra long post is in reference to this fun little moment from Pilgrimage 2007

When I first heard Klipschorns.  An A Cappella version of the "1812 Overture" followed by Pink Floyds' "Money" with a fun comment in between.... community.klipsch.com/.../930956.aspx

p.s.  Amy.  It's really not true about the cake is it?  Or just the Land of Klipsch Court Jester up to his usual shenanigans?