Amy's Blog : Overheard

Overheard in Marketing Today (II)

Amy Unger — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:31:00 GMT

"The only reason we got along with our neighbors was because they were retired drunks."

"You mean they don’t drink anymore, or they are retired AND drunk?"

"Who took the jelly out of your donut?"

"How do you catch a unique bird? You neek up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way."

"At least you don’t have to take that rectally."

"Why did I volunteer myself for this??"

“I’m hot, and you’re not….so TOP THAT!”

"COUGH COUGH COUGH"

Amy Unger — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:17:00 GMT

"Send me a sample!"

"THAT would've been nice to know."

"It's HUGE!"

"I think we're getting there."

"Um, why is there a skunk on that shelf?"

"That's only 2 weeks of production..."

"If I would've know that, I'd have sent her some black balloons."

"Yeah, I'm still here. Unfortunately for everyone else."

"I think he's at an offsite meeting. Yeah, right."

"Well now, that's based on fantasy!"

(note: context of these statements are unknown)

Amy Unger — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:55:00 GMT

“I need specs!!”

“Am I seeing flashes of light, or is there something wrong with me?”

“MOVE!”

“I’m a sans serif guy myself”

“It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!”

“Can we just put in the spec field: "It Sounds Pretty Dern Good’”

“Come to Candy Mountain, Chaaaaaaaaarlie!”

“What is California Medley?”

“That reminds me of the time my daughter turned off our refrigerator.”

“I just want to feel like I can get something done...”

“Can you take a picture of Sarah’s cookies?"

"I need SPECS!"

"The Office, Season Three, at lunchtime!'"

Amy Unger — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

"I'll take that! Oh wait, does that have mushrooms? Never mind."

"...and the new Transformer movie has THEE best soundtrack I have ever heard in a theater, bar none..."

"I almost sent a scathing email, but I had to pause and regroup..."

"...and he wanted to mount the inductors to the cabinet!! Idiot."

"Excuse me, but my chicken is on fire."

"Is the 'Cheese Toasty' just a cute way of saying grilled cheese?"

"Are you supposed to bake with bananas when they turn that color?"