ACE's guide to a sucessful day of unemployment:
1 - Wake up, shower, feed Patrick
2 - Drop son off at daycare, get haircut for busy day
3 - Take shower to stop itching from haircut
4 - Print out forms for Job Testing in afternoon
5 - Call to schedule job interview that will not pay enough or have benefits
6 - Determine the need to relax.
7 - Qualify relaxing as testing cables and listening to music for first time in months.
8 - Drink a beer and imagine basement being done/
9 - Decide I miss horns a lot.
10 - Get bored and post on internet.