OB you're clairvoyant, that is exactly the cold beverage I am consuming, Rolling Rock brewed in beautiful Latrobe PA, Not to worry I was working from home today and I am not driving any where tonight.
Lois: So how was your day?
Brian: My day? Un-freakin' believable. First we nailed this *** who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll--HER DOLL for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for ya, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey, BAM, freakin' evaporated like a dingy stinkin' mudpuddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next day it's a, it's a *** oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, knowing the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was!
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Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.